不自殺聲明書 (範本)

由於近年來爆料事件、舞弊陳情管道眾多,不管有沒有獎金,大家都自覺地開始揭露社會上的各種黑暗面。然而伴隨真相而來的永遠都只會更加邪惡,相信大家都聽說過各種荒誕詭異的小道消息,例如臺北市周圍某個城市,當初在開發海港時因為官方去阻擋工程公司的小動作,結果一位課長就被打到幾乎命危。如果你甚至都沒聽過這起事故,你就曉得新聞媒體對這類消息有多隱晦不報了吧!!

為此,我們特別找來 “不自殺聲明書” 範本給各位爆料者參考,希望大家在揭露被隱藏的真相時,同時在公開場所 (例如臉書、個人網站) 發表這份不自殺聲明,讓那些想對你動手的傢伙更有所忌憚。如果你尚未被曝光,只要先列印出來用信封袋封印就好,免得反而惹禍上身。

內社聲明:: 如果你願意在揭露真相的同時,同時提供備份讓我們發表文章,內社小編在此先感謝你 (匿名投稿)。

不自殺聲明書範本

我是○○○,對於我的指控除非我及家人的生命安全得到保障我不會回答任何問題。

本人○○○在此特地聲明:

本人樂觀開朗,身體健康,無任何使我困擾之慢性病或心理疾病,故絕不可能做出任何看似自殺之行為。

本人從無睡眠困擾,故不需服用安眠藥。

本人不酗酒亦不吸毒,也絕不會接近下列地點:

  1. 開放性水域。
  2. 無救生員之游泳池。
  3. 有高壓、危險氣體,或密閉式未經抽氣處理之地下室、蓄水池、水桶等。
  4. 無安全護欄之任何高處。
  5. 任何施工地點(拆政府除外),包括製作消波塊之工地。
  6. 任何以上未提及但為一般人正常不會前往之地點。

本人恪遵下列事項:

  1. 車輛上路前會檢查煞車部件、油門線等,並會在加油前關閉車輛電源與行動電話。
  2. 絕不擅搶黃燈、闖紅燈。
  3. 乘坐任何軌道類交通工具一定退到警戒線後一步以上,直到車輛停妥。
  4. 騎乘機車必戴安全帽;乘車必繫安全帶。
  5. 絕不接近任何會放射對人體有立即危害的輻射之場所(如核電廠)或設備。
  6. 颱風天不登山、不觀浪。

本人將盡可能注意電器、瓦斯、火源之使用。

本人居住之房屋均使用符合法規之電路電線,絕無電線走火之可能;也絕未在家中放置過量可燃性氣體或液體。

浴室中除該有之照明外,不放置任何電器用品,並在睡覺前關閉除電燈、冰箱、電扇外之所有電器開關。

本人絕不會與隨機的不明人士起衝突,並盡可能保護自我人身安全。

所以若網友在看完此聲明之後,近期或將來發現此帳號不再上線,請幫我討回公道,謝謝。

I, ○○○, declares to whom may concern:

I am optimistic with healthy fitness, without any illness or disease confuse me, so I will NOT do any thing connected to suicide by any means.

I do NOT have medical issues with sleeping, so I do NOT need to take any medicals about it.

I am NOT an alcoholic nor having drug addiction, neither visit the following places alone and / or with relatives or friends:

  1. Open water area.
  2. Pool without watcher.
  3. Closed place like not ventilated tank, pool, cellar with hazardous gas (i.e. high pressure gas, explosive gas, toxic gas, etc,).
  4. Any place without safe barriers from falling.
  5. Any building site (well, except the deconstruction place for governmental buildings), including spots to making concretes.
  6. Any place does not mentioned above, where no common people might visit.

I strictly follow the under rules:

  1. I check my brakes and parts before driving, and turn off my mobile and the power of my vehicle.
  2. I do not rush in traffic lights.
  3. I keep the distance for more than one step from the security line while taking any vehicle or transportation if they have, until they are fully parked and ready to aboard.
  4. I wear helmet with scooters or motorbike properly.
  5. I wield safety belt while driving or being a passenger.
  6. I will NOT close any harmful radiative place (like nuclear plant) or equipments.
  7. I will NOT go hiking, wave seeing, or visit any dangerous places.

I try my best to watch over the usage of appliance, gasoline and fire.

My place uses legally certificated safe electricity equipments, thus the possibility of having accidents in fire IS insignificant.

In addition to this, I never have illegal amount of flammable gas or liquid.

I do not have any appliance despite of necessary lighting, and turn off all switches despite of lights, refrigerators or fans.

I do not having conflicts with strangers, and put my personal security as highest priority.

Hereby I authorize any of you who viewed this statement to have rights to announcing charges or calling police, once this account does not login for days (legal definition of missing a long time).

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日期 (date):_____________

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